e-white knight

an overfed basement dweller that knows more about pokemons than women, yet systematically acts as a shield against basic macho insults, in order to get the graces of the maiden in need of rescue. A prick that thinks women need his help. The neglected beggars of the internet. The bottom of the barrel when it comes to founding a family, the last guys a woman would ever fuck.

-all the thumbs down for this gorgeous, beautiful female bassplayer are just jealous assholes : -your average e-white knight

by Spyan March 5, 2022

The White House Special

When you fuck someone in the ass without lube, similar to the way the US government does to americans

They were in so much pain after a night of receiving the white house special

by Hyde the Hatchet January 1, 2021

Professional White Man

Somebody who is professional in being White.

Susie: Why is that Man torching an Orphanage?
Mommy: Don't worry, that guy is a Professional White Man...

by Viciboy January 7, 2021

pulling a white person

the act of doing cliche white-person-like things like going into the woods alone at night.

person 1: imagine pulling a white person
person 2: lmfao dumb shit

by juicybi January 23, 2021

white girl money

A large sum of money that attracts all the white girls

basic white girl: Omg nick your so hot
tyrone: Shawty just want your money
nick: You know i got that white girl money

by Donald Define February 12, 2021

White Collar Wanker

An absolute specimen who lives and breathes regurgitating corporate jargon and spamming people with ‘inspirational’ LinkedIn posts.

The average white collar wanker works in recruitment or insurance. He sports a shirt two sizes too small to show off his ‘gains’, drives a shitty BMW and if he has a degree it’s a 2:2 in business from De Montfort University. He thinks going to the gym, calling people ‘mate’ and snorting coke on the reg are a substitute for a personality.

Thinks wearing a suit and being condescending while saying nothing can make up for his l incompetence.

I went for an interview the other week and honestly the guy interviewing me was such a white collar wanker.

by Blue_Shoes March 18, 2021

white sauce pasta

when you nut on a girls pubes and leave it in so it looks like goopy linguine

"I made some white sauce pasta with Sarah last night, best Italian EVER!"

by schwet_spaghet April 1, 2021