Slaptize

To be baptised in slaps

I shall slaptize thee

by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! April 22, 2023

Slappy

A girl or woman who is only used for sexual purposes

He doesn't like her like that, she is just a slappy

by Kiddkosmo April 28, 2023

Slapping the Wood

A way to refer to masturbation using male genitalia

"I was Slapping the Wood last night."

by Aubri the Thugshaker May 11, 2023

Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.

Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...

by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023

slaplam

An extremely disappointing moment that makes you feel like palming(slapping) yourself in the face.

This is a really slaplam moment!

by SWWF June 29, 2023

Slappin Flaps

Another word for having sex

Broooo this spring break was so dope, I was slappin flaps every night!

by Savvvvy June 30, 2023

Slapt

To feel somewhat offended about somebody asking you for something or to do something for them for no reason

Person 1: hey can you buy me a car?
Person 2: naw you got me slapt

by uwuaca July 17, 2023