November 4: National Kill Your Boyfriend Dylan Day

you are dead to me. you will pay for what youve done. trust me when i say, you will not live to see another day.

person 1: ahhhhh look at that it’s november 4th
dylan: DAMNNNN IM FINNA BE DEAD! it’s November 4: National Kill Your Boyfriend Dylan Day :/
dylans girlfriend: *knife in hand*

by dylansgirlfriend2000 November 3, 2022

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National Tell your crush you like them day

Tell your crush you like them

I like my crush national Tell your crush you like them day

by Smdysmf June 1, 2022

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June 2 National Mr. Mattern plays uno day

A day where Mr. Mattern played uno

June 2 national Mr. Mattern plays uno day. is a day where Mr. Mattern played uno

by Tincan801 June 2, 2022

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National show your cock to your best friend day

You have to show your best mate your cock, it could be comparing, or seeing whose is bigger, either way lads get those cocks out

its national show your cock to your best friend day

by Theamazinghumana February 13, 2022

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National Respect Your Teacher and bring them wine day

On the 21 October, a national recognition of teachers is held where all the naughty boys and girls have to bring their teacher a bottle of wine to show their respect and apologise for being naughty.

Teacher: Tomorrow is National respect your teacher and bring them wine day so I expect you to comply for once
Naughty Student: Nahh, F**k that
Teacher: Do you want to pass this class or not?
Naughty Student: Bruh, I'm broke AF
Teacher: Can't you just do what you always do to get what you want without paying for things?

by miss_teacher October 19, 2021

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