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Porch Monkey 

Get off my lawn you porch monkey before i hang your ass.
Porch Monkey by bowenrbrooks May 7, 2018

dyke monkey 

damn yous a whole dyke monkey
dyke monkey by quifffana July 18, 2018

Certificate monkey

Someone who has millions of certificates but lacks any sort of hand on skills.
Boss: Did you find any candidate to interview?
HR Exec: Nah. Just certificate monkeys.
Certificate monkey by Boo-G January 14, 2019

grease-monkey 

most dirtiest, greasiet , nastiest person you know
that cretin is such a grease-monkey
grease-monkey by ci4r4L0L November 28, 2020

Cum monkey 

when someone crawls all over you while cumming
He was such a Cum monkey last night.
Cum monkey by Corpsestillborn December 28, 2020

Swamp Monkey 

She has some bad swamp monkey
Swamp Monkey by NightOwl_74 March 1, 2021