The News

In fictional television, The News is a Paraguayan English-speaking newscast broadcasted by Standard Channel, BTV and ON TV, that began in September 23, 2023 when Standard Channel launched, and it didn't became a tri-channel newscast until August 5, 2024

Since when The Kildovian Federation and Hemidaia-Kon became as friends and the shipping allegations began, The News had become a propaganda tool of the Kildovian community and bytepax, making it critical and manipulative. Nicknames for The News often include "The Lies" and "The Nonsenses"
Guy 1: Did you heard that The News criticized PortuSwissball's expose about Barara?
Guy 2: Yeah, as of now The News is bullshit and not pretty trusted
by bytepax421 October 09, 2024
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New phones disease

The incessant need to check your device every 5 minutes no nothing's going on (usually pertains to smartphones but other electronic devices can apply)
Dude 1:Ever since Joe got his new iPhones 10s Max , he's been checking that thing every chance he gets.
Guy 2: uh oh Joe has new phones disease.
Dude 1 : God help us he needs treatment.
by Myzfyt July 26, 2019
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New York Pipelines

When you gangbang grandma on an abandoned railroad track at 1am on a Tuesday.
Had to help grandma travel at night due to the recent rise in New York Pipelines going around my area.
by _SirHumble January 05, 2023
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New Richard

New Richard, also known as Dick Tren, is an Asian maggot with a square head, quite not unlike a blobfish. Serves good top.
New Richard smells like pickled cabbage
by Lee Bong January 30, 2020
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the new norm

all these woke faggots trying to turn america gay #makeamericafunnyagain

also i love daddy elon uwu
the new norm aint the same as the old norm
by greeniesnickie December 12, 2024
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A center for educating middle grades (6 - 8) students in Virginia who have had difficulty succeeding in a traditional school. Smaller classes, more tolerant teachers, social skills instruction, and an alternative method of working with kids are all parts of the alternative program.

The goal of the school is to re-teach the students and help them learn to participate in the more-structured atmosphere of a traditional school. Helping them learn to become active participants in their own education is a primary goal. Reducing the frequency of unacceptable behaviors is another goal.
New Dominion Alternative Center is a mini-school that provides alternative education.
by News crew November 27, 2009
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New vocabulary unlocked

Usually used when someone is casted in shadow or becomes a silhouette. MEans that someone has unlocked the use of the "N-word"
*someone falls into a vat of oil
Someone: I'm all black now
Someone else: New vocabulary unlocked
by Mr.Blue sky March 07, 2022
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