you don't even go here

A saying used mainly at Woods Lake, in the Lake Counrty District of British Columbia, Canada. The term is used to shut someone down who thinks they know what's going on. The term is very similar to check your life.

Bob - "Joe, I'm tellin you man, that's how it is."

Joe - "Hey Bob, you don't even go here."

by Jamie Biggs May 6, 2006

There you go miss mama

Oh yes; you definetely need to acquire some of that goodness for yourself.
(Oh my stars) That is just, what you need!
Why, That's right up your alley!
Oh My glory — that sounds (delightfully) just like you.
Yo sucka, I got ta gets me sum o'dat"

Several lovely African-American girls walking away from an ATM (after an unsucessful visit) spot a rich-looking white boy getting into his BMW (after visiting the ATM). One girl says to the other, "Well, There you go Miss Mama".

by Richie333 December 15, 2008

go downtown and run some errands

Masturbating, especially when really worked up

After spending an entire day at a conference with my sexy co-worker, I had to go downtown and run some errands.

by OnALeash August 29, 2010

All dressed up with nowhere to go.

Masterbating into a condom. Can also be used to describe futile or self defeating actions.

"He came over, we're fooling around. One thing lead to another. So I left him there All dressed up with nowhere to go."

by Gyar March 5, 2015

Let John Go Back On Computer

A Northern phrase used when awaiting something of extreme importance.

"Can I go on the computer?"
"Wait!"
"Let John go back on computer!"

by johnsmellslikeeffinfish January 31, 2009

Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round

To engage in marital relations with your significant other while moving up and down in a smooth, fluid motion as if riding the merry-go-round at a local theme park or carnival. Usually performed by red-headed men over 50 with crooked clam hammers.

Rawd: Wow, Emil. What's with the big smile??

Emil: Guess!!!!

Rawd: Ummmm..you discovered a cure for E-BOAL-EYE??

Emil: Nope!!!!

Rawd: Hmmmm..you finally got to visit the Book SUPPOSITORY???

Emil: Nope!!! Come on Rawd, you know why!!

Rawd: No I don't!! What is it!!

Emil: OK!! I'm happy because I went Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round last night!!!!!!

Rawd: That's fantastic. Congratulations!!

by Willis Kwok January 10, 2017

go all "family man" on me

Snortingly-sarcastic term for a shyster's/villain's huffily acting like he's a conscientious peaceable virtuous caring-about-fellow-humans person who shouldn't be suspected or criticized, when of course in reality he's just a self-centered a**h**e who's totally undeserving of any praise or respect.

A prime example of someone's deciding to use this shameless tactic would be in "The Untouchables" with Kevin Costner --- when Elliot Ness angrily confronts Al Capone on the stairway and accuses him of murdering people and otherwise being a horrid crook, Capone indignantly lashes out right back at Ness for his "talking that way in front of Capone's son"... Ness's feelings would therefore be something like, Capone decided to go all "family man" on me --- how infuriatingly disgusting!

by QuacksO November 7, 2019