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brazillian cum ninja

A golden tan, transgender, man covered in dried cum from head to toe limiting the ability to move freely causing extreme uncomfortableness.
Emmitt: Hello Carter what did you and Opal do last night?

Carter: She gave me a classic Brazillian Cum Ninja.

Emmitt: Jeez Louis that must have been some night, huh?
by Baby_Carrot.29 December 23, 2024
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Cum

Cum is coffee with thick milk
by Ramen110738 February 14, 2022
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Cum Squeegee

Cum Squeegee - when a female receives a facial from a male and gets seamen on her glasses so you have to squeegee her glasses clean
“Dude I came on this chicks glasses and had to give her a cum squeegee so she could see”
by Milf Destroyer 420 August 5, 2024
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Cum cloud

A fart after two people have engaged in anal sex and the receiver farts, creating a cloud of cum.
Paul farted in the bar after receiving anal from his boyfriend John, the smell was thick. Kath a fellow co-worker exclaimed "don't come in here spreading your cum clouds!!"
by Howard_Ross4life May 2, 2022
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cums

a term used to express something that is cool, awesome, sick, good, basically positive
baaaabee that dress fucking cums!
by keisicky May 9, 2023
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Cum Fiesta

A lot of cum, like so much cum, cum everywhere. All you can taste is cum, all you can see is cum, hell you can even hear the cum. Also a typical reference when referring to a Bob Sutton defense.
Dylan could hardly walk after his all night encounter with Brendan’s shlong; it’s clear that they engaged in a Cum Fiesta.

Cody: “WOW the Kansas City Chiefs’ defense is really shitty.”
Brendan: “Bob Sutton really knows how to be apart of a Cum Fiesta.”
by JoceyJoce November 5, 2018
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cum blow

When a girl is sucking on a dick so hard that it cause cum to come out all over the females face breasts hair in an exploding manner
That cum blow must have been amazing
by CIMH December 30, 2015
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