cool cat

“cool cats” basically translates to cool dude, but when the word is used it reveals more about how the user of the word views themselves. The typical user of the phrase thinks themselves a very quirky and funny individual, but this is deeply deeply untrue. The use of the word is so unfunny and awful it is physically uncomfortable to beat and the phrase is widely frowned upon in general

girl- “Hey cool catzzz!”
everyone else- “actually wtf”

by paddyspub27 February 2, 2021

SHUSHSJJ cat disease

The SHUSHSJJ cat disease is a disease brought upon many cats. Now just recently found, Tuesday Jan 18 2022, 1:07AM, by a cat named Chloe. Nobody knows how it is caused, and only few symptoms are shown.

Holy motherfucking heart taking breath taking fuck that fatass cat has the SHUSHSJJ cat disease.

by Valentinern January 17, 2022

Too cat

Someone who is scared/afraid.

I.e. someone who is a "pussy"

1:"Hey man, do a backflip off that bridge"
2: "He won't, he's too cat"

by JimiDean September 29, 2016

Doja Cat

A talented young woman who became famous from her songs "Say So" (A Viral TikTok) and "MOOO!" (A popular meme). She's an internet troll and funny af, she is a very talented performer. Sadly she annouced she'd be quitting soon due to an incident in Paraguay. (or is she gonna be taking a break because she's a star who will be undergo stress).

Boy 1: Who's that

Girl 1: IF YOU DON'T KNOW DOJA CAT WE'RE OVER!

by YourTruly123jajajajajjajajaja April 3, 2022

A Cat

A cat, un gato, whatever you call it, is a cute, fluffy little bastard that one moment you're petting and snuggling with, the next you're being scratched out of your mind by. A species with absolutely no logic, unless you find one that won't scratch.
Personally, I like the cats that have fur but don't look like big fluff balls, like calico cats.

P1: Hey man, my dog died last week...
P2: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. Are you ok?
P1: It's alright, I got a cat!

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 18, 2022

Cat

The house pet that people call a "feline friend", but eats your feet in the middle of the night and screams at five o'clock in the morning.

"Are you allergic to cats"

by krazytrex September 16, 2022

Cat

The best species in the world

have you seen my floof ball of a cat
no you idiot

by TopHatCatWUT October 29, 2020