cock maillot

rooster bathing suit

i will wear my cock maillot to the pool today

by metzz October 7, 2003

clit/cock

a very large clit that will puke when played with

As i stimulated her clit/cock, it puked on my hand.

by gatordick July 3, 2023

cock bidet

when you splooge all over her pink balloon knot

We're all out of toilet paper honey can you give me a cock bidet

by j.p dila July 29, 2009

Internet Cocking

Looking up cocks on the net.

Bob and Mike decided to do some internet cocking to see if they could find the largest cock out there.

Hey Dude, I found a cock that measured 13 inches long and had a 4 inch girth. OMG.....the size of a horse!
Hey, Sally could take it.....she's a known cavern.

by kimgee April 25, 2010

cock chopping

Similar to cock-blocking, but much more extreme.

In more detail... Getting close to having sex with a girl but being suddenly denied access due to your friend(not that good of a friend eh?)

You: Alan, Garrett is totally cock chopping you!

Alan: I know, hes not letting me do his sister

by NHDbeast June 16, 2009

Starter Cock

A STARTER COCK is a bi or homosexual male (usually with a small penis) who specializes in breaking in new members of their gay orientation... He is the first to buttfuck the new recruit, usually very gentlly with his small manhood..

When Jerry came out of the closet, Eddie had the perfect little starter cock for him..

by kms2 December 20, 2010

Cock Vomit

Popular Hawaiian Ska band. Born at a Easter BBQ near Paki Hale this innovative band is fronted by renowned crooner Marc Price. Backed by basist Peter Manfredo and organist Richard Head. Popular songs include "Nut Butter" "Population Paste" "Milkshake" and "Ejacula and the Swim Team."

We went to Anna Bananas to see the band "Cock Vomit."

by ryelorius May 18, 2011