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Cock Cheese 

What your mother puts on her bagels for breakfast.
This morning, after banging all night, I offered your mom some cream cheese or butter for her bagel. She said "no thanks, I prefer cock cheese", and scraped some off my unit.

The Cheese Pull 

A sexual act where you use your partner as a charcuterie board. Samples of fine cheeses, meats, and olives are placed aesthetically on top of your partner. Mozzerlla cheese sticks are shoved in your partner's mouth for a quiet, sensual evening. You reserve the belly button and other orpheuses for marinara sauce for dipping. You consume the remaining cheese board items in the dark while binge watching your favorite trashy TV series. This act is only for married people.
I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I performed the cheese pull on him all night. It saved our marriage!
The Cheese Pull by MilfywayGalaxy January 4, 2021

Biggie cheese 

The most chad person ever , Is a pure christian and has never had sex before marriage , Is a famous rapper , likes grilled cheese and pizza
Biggie cheese is my favorite rapper
Biggie cheese by JohnEatsDogs January 9, 2021

Mozzarella cheese dick

A dick comparable to a mozzarella cheese stick. They share similar detail including but not limited to height, width, gooey white stuff pouring out. You are ment to put a mozzarella cheese dick in your mouth.
Hey Jarod, Melissa got to suck on my mozzarella cheese dick last night.

Bush Cheese 

Sticky pubic hair,

particularly found at that base of male penis or testicles that leaves a thick pasty, crusty light yellowish white overlooked residue and has a subtle smell of gouda cheese brewing in crock pot set on low.
Peter never showers after he fucks Karen so he just walks around with bush cheese all day!
Bush Cheese by Bsugar13 January 14, 2021

Foot Cheese 

a fetish of cheese being on feet
Conner: Yo daddy send me some foot cheese
Foot Cheese by Hotdogfunnylol January 16, 2021