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When your jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, you pull chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out and you slam any plates, bowls or silverware, whistle loudly AND fireworks shoot from top of head, pant loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipe comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clear your throat, straighten tie and comb hair.
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

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Kid 1: hey bro, who was Joseph Stalin?
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urban dedictionization

The act of Urban Dictionary denying a word that has been submitted.
Dammit, I've just expirienced urban dedictionization.
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urban schmurban

A society that gets political stance mixed up with standards.
Can you please include this definition into you system and stop playing sides you freakin urban schmurban?
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