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Kyle’s Mom Syndrome

Getting incredibly angry over the slightest offensive image
Lin: Look, I accesorized my protogen!
Eewa: This content is definitely suggestive
*20 minutes later and a huge argument*
Thalia: That guy definitely has Kyle’s Mom Syndrome
by Bambianca January 25, 2022
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Auric Skeet Syndrome

A particular rare genetic mutation where the sufferer projects golden glitter from the penile glands instead of semen.
"Honey, this is just something you are going to have to get used to. Glitter is a part of my sex life. I suffer from Auric Skeet Syndrome."
by The Mumbling Manchildren October 29, 2017
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extended palm syndrome

a nightmare where one visualizes nothing but outstretched
palms containing air. only filling them with currency makes them disappear...
consumed with thoughts of his job loss and his non-replenishing bank balance, john tried to enjoy christmas while experiencing extended palm syndrome.

judy couldn't find a way to "make money" and was suffering from extended palm syndrome...
by michael foolsley December 15, 2011
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chronic tabbing syndrome

Someone who tabs uncontrollably
"Dude? Why do you have 25 tabs open?"

"I have chronic tabbing syndrome."
by bleekicker May 1, 2014
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ID-GAS Syndrome

Noun:
Pronounced I-D-GAS Syndrome. not id-gas

Abbreviation for "I don't give a shit"

"I don't give a shit" syndrome is the vulgar term for senioritis and other times in a person's life when he or she does not care about the given task or topic.

Although it is mainly for seniors about to graduate college (or high school), it could be used by any student at the end of the semester, or others who are just not interested in the given scenario.
Professor: "Good luck with finals"
Student 1: "Thanks. I'm gonna need it. I have ID-GAS Syndrome."
Professor: What's that?
Student 1: "I don't give a shit syndrome".
Professor: "Oh..."
by DEL83183 April 19, 2009
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cool man syndrome

when you have the cool man sydrome you become cool

your skin around your face form around your eyes to create sunglasses and you are forced to always have a straight face
you also always have to wear cool man clothes, like a t shirt and jeans or pants
anything that is not those will make your skin make it's own clothing out of the same material
"hey joe, you look like you got cool man syndrome."

"it's because i do, george, we talked about this."

"so how's the family?"
by Gynuq December 15, 2019
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Thomas Coffey Syndrome

When you constantly walk around all day back and forth to the same place on the daily. TCS can have adverse and unwanted side effects, such as mental retardation, loosing the ability to reason with others, irrational thoughts, and possibly schizophrenia. Should you encounter someone with Thomas Coffey Syndrome, your best bet is to take a step back, stay calm, and call the Men In Black.
James: “You see that guy over there? He walks to the same place everyday.”

Eugene: “Yeah, I hear he suffers from Thomas Coffey Syndrome. Poor guy.”
by Notleks_ November 20, 2019
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