penis

a men’s body part that i’m obsessed with. ily penis

“hey do you have a penis!”

me: “yes i do and it’s up ur moms vag-“

by kianamadeiras_boyfriendontikok September 8, 2021

penis

a shlongdalong that gay’s love

damn that penis is huge!

haha i’m gay

by mossisgay August 3, 2021

Penis

The male mist favourite toy in the world

What where you doing last night

You now playing with my penis

by Rupert Purnell November 2, 2021

penis-food

A woman (or if gay, man) who causes instant sexual arousal at first sight (alternative: penisfood, penis food)

Boy that lass is instant penis-food.

by Mackem_Beefy June 17, 2018

penis resin

The reason why women's teeth are so white.

Hey jude, look whiter than pearls, what's your secret? I' rub my Teeth with penis resin, it's totally organic!

by DiRT I Tiller May 12, 2018

PENIS

PENIS

PENIS: PENIS
PENIS: PENIS

by Furrys can taste a bullet August 2, 2023

Penis

This is the sign of two lovers, in a heartbroken relationship, one gets squashed by a shoe, and the other, doesn’t care about them.

“Oh they’re a Penis”
“I heard the tall one is going to be hit by a shoe..”

by A word is spelt with “abc & d” February 20, 2022