Your Mom

A whale. A cow, perchance. 500+ lbs. at the very minimum.

Chad: Your mom is wicked fat.

by The Definer Your Mom March 23, 2022

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ur mom but backwards...

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by shaneshanebob January 8, 2023

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by Numnum√ May 8, 2018

Mom

Knows all, sees all, and ignores all

Neighbor kid hits me but I have a Mom.

by Meth teacher May 13, 2022

Doobs Mom

Lovely lady with large cans and often times gets visited by ItsNotMichael and Turtle, but not at the same time but maybe at the same time in the future.

Man Doobs Mom is really something, she broke my dick off last night.

by turtsmcgee August 22, 2025

your mom

A phrase that is easy to describe on urban dictionary because everyone has used it.

1: Dude, there's like a million definitions for "your mom" on urban dictionary.

2: Your mom.

by pocketlint60 March 17, 2010

Your mom

A joke that isn't funny, and never will be. Grow up.

James: 'It's really wet today'
Sam: 'Like your mom'
James: 'Did no one tell you that's not funny anymore?

by iLiKebLOoD March 2, 2022