Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.

Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

by eda-skip November 24, 2021

Did you just fart? Eww it smells like ass....

When you cant hold it in anymore, and you just let it out. Maybe blame it on the rather short guy or the tallest guy

Did you just fart? Eww it smells like ass.... Why are you blaming it on me I did not fart you dumbass!

by SSSSSSSEWWWHEFART November 9, 2021

I wanna play you like my e-girls

This was made for games and e-girls how want to flirt with each other
It comes for Draw me like one of your french girls but for gamers.

Hey gamer girl i wanna play you like my e-girls

by Unecessary godly April 17, 2021

If a girl says she doesn't like you she actually does

When a girl says she doesn't like you that's definitely not true. She gets nervous when you ask her if she likes you so she obviously says no.

Him: yo do you like me?

Her: Boy no I don't

Him: does she like me?
Friends: If a girl says she doesn't like you she actually does

by imboredtehee August 26, 2022

Rockin Yo Mama Like Only Your Papa Knows How

To be exteremley good at something. Skillful in a sexual act or An expert in a particular activity.

"This band are so good they be rockin yo Mama like only to Papa knows how."

by SteveDave May 9, 2003

i pity teh fool who doesnt like ice cream!

the talk of mr. T, but with some added nerd-talk. he is expressing his pity for the fools who dont like the frozen dairy product called ice cream

sam gloshen: i dont like ice cream
MR T.:i pity teh fool who doesnt like ice cream!


chris daviduk: MR T. do you pity teh fool who doesnt like ice cream?

MR T.: i pity teh fool who doesnt like ice cream!

by mr. beck's advisory March 3, 2009

Face Down Ass up That’s the way we like to Fuuckk

Southern way of of saying you like to fuck with a face down and an ass up

Boy 1: “Yee Yee”
Boy 2: “Face down Ass up that’s the way we like to Fuuckk.”
Boy 1’s sister: “Yea that’s right”

by pillow theft October 8, 2018