Down to fart

When You get caught in class asking someone if they're DTF (down to fuck) and you want to troll and lie to your teacher so you say it actually now means down to fart.

DTF doesn't mean down to fuck, mam... It's Down To Fart!

by Jesusprice11 September 8, 2016

smoke down the house

Smoking copious amounts of methamphetamine to where a cloud of smoke remains

Come over; I'm ready to smoke down the house!

by HerediaT September 7, 2016

down

1) meaning your good friends with someone. your bros.
2) sadness

1) Yo, me and Brian are down man!
2) He was kinda down today.

by RejackZ September 7, 2016

lay down friend

A friend that you lay down with.

Even though he's not my man, I can make him my lay down friend. Side piece boo friend personal friend hennessy weed nasty freaky Netflix and chill nightshow

by kydeelou September 6, 2016

totes down

An incredibly corny way to say, "I'm totally down"; which means, you are in full agreement with whatever event/action the other person is proposing.

Corny Ass MF#1: I'm thinking we should totes go to Coachella this summer!!!!!?????!!!!!!

Corny Ass MF#2: OMG!!! I'm TOTES DOWN.

by HayGurlHay. September 3, 2016

Ho-Down

When two single women fight over the same married man.......

Ms. Monica Lewinski and Ms. Paula Jones, got into a Ho-down outside of the White House, while Bill smoked a cigar and tooted his trumpet....

by TwistedFister August 15, 2016

Upside-down Unicorn

Referring to a male or male parts.

Person: Hello upside-down unicorn
Random male: what?
Person: you are a male so I define you as such

by Makingthingsreal August 13, 2016