A staircase that nobody uses except drug users or animals who go to the toilet, thus the need to "bounce" down the stairs to avoid syringes and cat faeces.
by Double Sugarplay July 26, 2023
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Hector and Lisa were having a rollicking time and then he decided that giving the cat a bath would heighten the moment.
by King Dookey August 5, 2023
Get the Giving the Cat a Bath mug.Assassins paid by your father (in the Walmart dairy aisle) to murder you in your sleep using various weaponry, usually concealed knives surgically implanted in the hands
by Chrîs November 28, 2022
Get the Cat mug.A organism intended to act like your subject and furry friend, and when you least expect it, they will ambush you and leave you enough muscles in your body for you to feed them. In all, they are secret and sneaky overlords that have an unforgiving heart.
Joe: did you hear what happened to joey?
Bob:ya man, that cat destroyed him when he least expect it.
Joe:oh no!!!!!
Joe:here comes one now!!!!!!
*both joe and bob get shredded to pieces by a cat assassin.*
Bob:ya man, that cat destroyed him when he least expect it.
Joe:oh no!!!!!
Joe:here comes one now!!!!!!
*both joe and bob get shredded to pieces by a cat assassin.*
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