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by 😵🖤 January 7, 2021

Fat tailed gerbil

The only other type of gerbil that's kept as domesticated pets. They don't really look like their relatives, they look like lightly colored dwarf hamsters with a slab of hairless flat meat as a tail.

I barely recognized the fat tailed gerbil as a gerbil.

by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023

What if we smoked the fat one

a term for being so incredibly high, you wonder what it would be like if you were higher

guy 1: Yo matt shiver me timbers!

guy 2: Holy shit, what if we smoked the fat one?!

by pill poppa show stoppa December 5, 2009

Fat bastard

A person who is incapable of doing any sort of activity other than shovelling copious amounts of shite down his throat as cum dribbles down his tower of chins

There’s flozzychops, I heard he’s a fat bastard

by anonymous November 30, 2021

Does this shirt make me look fat

A guy's worst nightmare

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

by Not a heather January 16, 2022

Fat cocks

"I know men who are ugly as fuck hetting laid every night" ~ Onlyfans girl

Hym "Do they have fat cocks? Because that will do it. That's how you know that this redpill 'confidence' and 'height' shit is just a euphemism. For real. You know it's the fat cocks you bitch."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2023

fat girl hunger strike

When you are hungry but the food or the person offering the food is not appealing.

I’m not hungry for salad but 3 slices go down easy..... fat girl hunger strike

When you’re husband brings home pizza for dinner but he pissed you off this morning so no .... fat girl hunger strike

When a bitch offers you a cookie but you hate her so no ...... fat girl hunger strike

by Lumber Natty May 11, 2021