When you are at home, sick from work/school with the Flu. You have no energy, but gather the strength to masterbate. Ideally, you do not use the same Kleenex that are riddled with mucus- or you do
Jeff- Bro what did you get up to last week? We missed you at work
Jeffrey- Boss, I had the Flu, I did manage to have a Flu Nut though, which eased the symptoms
Jeffrey- Boss, I had the Flu, I did manage to have a Flu Nut though, which eased the symptoms
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Get the Nut Sock mug.A term coined as a play on the popular Maple Dipped Donut from Canadian Coffee and Bake Shop Tim Horton's. It refers to a male receiving oral sex from a female while his genitals have been dipped, smeared or covered in Maple Syrup. Preference is to use real maple syrup over the fake table syrup seen in most grocery stores at rebated prices.
So Mike just told me how this girl gave him a Maple Dipped Blow-Nut once. He can't look at her the same way when he orders a coffee from that store anymore.
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Get the Nut cluster mug.A plateful of vegetables, aka a salad, that you would never expect someone to piece together.
A strange assortment of salad toppings.
A strange assortment of salad toppings.
Erin, that is one nut-ass salad you got there.
OMG, here comes Erin with another nut-ass salad from the commons.
OMG, here comes Erin with another nut-ass salad from the commons.
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