Cheese Grater To The Face Time

to describe when any person, group of people, thing or situation would make you rather take a cheese grater to your own face than deal with what is in front of you.

"I went on this date with a dude who kept talking about his mother, total Cheese Grater To This Face Time" - sally

"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane

by Charlielove777 <3 November 22, 2011

the two time

The two time 1993-94 Blockbuster video game champion, with a 6'8 frame running on pure fuel, Dr. Disrespect.

Dude 1: Hey dude have you heard of "the two time"?

Dude 2: No, who is that??

Dude 1: Bro he's the 1993-94 Blockbuster game champ!

by Jimmy's Dean January 31, 2024

Hoffy Time

Leaving soon, or on my way = another hour

Johnny said he’d be here soon, but it’s an hour later and there’s no sight of him? Ah, that’s right cause he’s on Hoffy time

by Hoffy Time June 18, 2021

I wanna see what you get to experience all the time

Da reason you give a dude when asking him to let you have sex wif his wife or girlfriend.

A slightly-differently-worded version of da "I wanna see what you get to experience all the time" justification could likely also suffice if you have a chance to be alone wif a guy's alluringly-curvaceous-and-busty significant other and are asking her directly if she'll spread her legs for you; what you'd say instead when explaining why you're requesting intimacy wif her would be, "I wanna see what your husband/boyfriend gets to experience all da time". And in fact, you very well might even have a better chance of consent when you're just wif da gal by herself than you would wif asking da guy, since he would not even be present at dat time to be "doing it" wif her himself in da first place, and so it wouldn't even be as if he was missing a sexual opportunity of his own by her doing it wif you; you'd simply be "filling in for him" --- literally, as in, "filling" da chick's love-tunnel wif your love-pipe --- during his absence. As soon as he gets back, he could likely start "doing da bouncy-bouncy" wif her immediately da way he usually could, regardless of her also having had sex wif you shortly beforehand (provided you didn't make her too sore "down there", of course --- use lube and go easy on her so as not to make him suspect dat another guy was luluing her).

by QuacksO March 13, 2023

An infinite amount of time

Why anything now?

Hym "If you have an infinite amount of time... Why anything now, Jordan? Why anything later? You could have an eternity of instant gratification or you could defer gratification for an eternity. Our lives are rendered meaningless by eternity. Which is why your God is evil. And needs to die."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2024

for a good time call

A lame prank which typically involved writing "for a good time call" and someone else's number on the wall, with the intention of targeting the number for misdial calls.

The most infamous example involved a 1981 Tommy Tutone song title inviting listeners to, for a good time, call 867-5309/Jenny. No area code was specified, and most local area codes were inundated with hundreds of misdials daily.

Most of the "for a good time call" rubbish should simply be ignored; it's a primitive form of distributed denial of service which is just making the callers look stupid now that the victims invariably have call display.

For the best time call [phone]. You can set your atomic clock by that.

by bitchuck September 7, 2025

Matlock time

When your tired and it early,but your ready for bed

Man its matlock time..

by Boopyjo June 13, 2016