Global Cheese

Global Cheese is a group chat on Twitter that is filled with the funniest people in the whole world. They are constantly raising the bar and looking flawless while doing it. Some comedians even say they got their inspiration from the friend group.

“Did you see what GLOBAL CHEESE is talking about today? They’re absolutely hilarious!”

Global Cheese by Depression 67 December 18, 2020

dick cheese 

smells like gabe

dick cheese smells like gabe

dick cheese by heyy :))) December 20, 2020

Basildon cheese

When you make a thing up to win points in a word game, hoping your friends don't realise it doesn't exist.

"oh have you not heard of Basildon cheese? It's a local delicacy"

Basildon cheese by bigdave3 December 20, 2020

Dick Cheese 

When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.

Person 1: Bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: want some Dick Cheese?
Person 2 hell yeah

Dick Cheese by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 22, 2020

Stretchy Cheese 

What people do when they eat meat lovers pizza together and do butt stuff

Rl enjoys stretchy cheese in a sexual manner

Stretchy Cheese by Jimmythedog December 23, 2020

Cock Cheese 

What your mother puts on her bagels for breakfast.

This morning, after banging all night, I offered your mom some cream cheese or butter for her bagel. She said "no thanks, I prefer cock cheese", and scraped some off my unit.

Cock Cheese by That Dude Who Knows January 2, 2021

The Cheese Pull 

A sexual act where you use your partner as a charcuterie board. Samples of fine cheeses, meats, and olives are placed aesthetically on top of your partner. Mozzerlla cheese sticks are shoved in your partner's mouth for a quiet, sensual evening. You reserve the belly button and other orpheuses for marinara sauce for dipping. You consume the remaining cheese board items in the dark while binge watching your favorite trashy TV series. This act is only for married people.

I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I performed the cheese pull on him all night. It saved our marriage!

The Cheese Pull by MilfywayGalaxy January 4, 2021