I wasn't born yesterday

Something you say in order to tell someone that you are not stupid and are not easily deceived.

Mom: Timmy, what was that sound?
Timmy: Idk mom, it was probably Johnny masturbating again.
Mom: I wasn't born yesterday. Get your damn girlfriend out of your room.

by susanandvictor4eva April 24, 2015

I Wanna Play A Game

The last words you want to hear when you wake up in an abandoned building shackled to something that looks like it could do bodily harm.

Hello Amanda. You don't know me, but I definitely know you. I wanna play a game.

by kornography November 24, 2010

Thats How I Roll

Your style. The way you act. Your actions.

Someone says, "man thanks for letting me hold down some loot" "you say hey thats how I roll."

by Steve Winkler January 26, 2005

I couldn't care less

A phrase that emphasises the lack of care for something or someone. Often mistaken as 'I could care less'.

David: Quick Bert! Muffles the kitten ate some mothballs, and now it's foaming out it's mouth; WE NEED TO GOTO A VET!

Bert: I couldn't care less about your God-Damned Cat right now.

by SeanJohn August 3, 2006

But daddy I love him

A line on a shirt that Harry Styles wore on New Year’s Eve

Dad: “you can’t date him”
You: “but daddy I love him”

by Finelineoflarry March 1, 2020

I hit a cat on the way

An excuse given when running late to work, wedding, party, etc. Instead of trying to make up something, you just say you hit a cat, that is why you're late. Hitting a cat wouldn't impact anything, in terms of time, so it's not an excuse, but more or less done to add amusement to the tardiness and delfect any heat you would get otherwise.

Text Message: Can we move our meeting till later in the day, I hit a cat on the way there.

Your boss: Lol, I was about to fire you, but this is clever, I'm going to reuse this.

by unodos November 13, 2013

I ain't even tryin

A statement denoting that one does not want to do or take part in a certain act. Often said to express laziness or disinterest.

Homeboy: Yo shawty, let me take you out tonight
Homegirl: (with head moving side to side) I ain't even tryin to be your girl right now!

Boss: Excuse me, you're two hours late to work today.
Employee: Shoot, i aint even tryin to be here right now!

by Everybodylovesryan January 20, 2011