Cat

Cats are animals you put money into just for them to scratch a hole in your sofa or piss on the floor

My cat is a dick.

by Fardus June 7, 2023

Cat

The 6th natural state of matter. It is both a liquid and a solid at all times, but can never be punctured as if it is one.

Teacher: "The 5 natural stages of matter are-"

Student: "6 stages"

Teacher: "Wh-"

Student: "Cat."

Teacher: "..."

by Deranged_Guacamole February 3, 2022

Pussy cat

Some are hairy some have no hair. Sometimes pussy cats stink very badly because their owner does not wash them. They taste very good as a midnight snack.

I love jenessas pussy cat it's very clean and does not stink.

by Pussydeafeater69 December 22, 2021

Nyan cat

Is a meme and not gay people may have an opinion but it means nothing yes it has a rainbow but so does the sky so who cares

Nyan cat is not gay

by Nyan cat July 19, 2019

Cat

A furry lump the makes the sound of a furnace when happy. Highly contagious with cuteness. BEWARE.

For example- come her kitty cat! Omg you’re a happy furnace huh!

by Kittenchild February 8, 2024

Alley cat

"A very promiscuous women that sleeps around the neighborhood" She runs around the streets and sneaks around

"You know terry? She ain't nothing but a "Alley cat" she slept with so many dudes man!

by Kat411 June 20, 2023

Cat

100% genuine asshole. Will claw your feet and arms.

You have a cat? Good luck.

by DeathWishCN August 22, 2023