These Doodle Bangers are commonly referred to as Cum Criers if they A.) Lose a weenie war whilst consuming the loads of the more dominant Doodle Bangers, therefore they cry covered in or full of cum or B.) Upon becoming upset, they discharge semen from their eyes and anus rather than tears due to there massive consumption of Male ejaculate.
by Flaccid Doodlebanger January 23, 2020
Get the Cum Criermug. A dickhead who constanly spurts stupid shit out of there mouth which they have consumed from other people.
Person 1: "Did you know that people who have a larger index finger than ring finger have a 12 inch monster penis"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up you Cum-Guzzler, You believe everything you hear.
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up you Cum-Guzzler, You believe everything you hear.
by rove nipperess September 18, 2022
Get the Cum-Guzzlermug. “Do NOT butt cum” “I’m gonna butt cum”. Also “It’s not shit it’s butt cum. Sure it comes from the same place as shit but it’s not, it’s butt cum”
by Cutieboi69 December 4, 2024
Get the Butt Cummug. 
a persons whos only worth is bending over and dropping your seed in with no worry of implantation because their worth has already been proven, so unworthy that when you look at them you either laugh or cringe therefore they deserve to be treated as scum and only used and abused for fun
by janruan August 21, 2022
Get the cum dumpstermug. 
a jar of cum. cum gar. typically said by people with low blood sugar or sleep deprived people. CUM GAR !!! CUM GAR!!!
it describes a jar of cum that contains all of the semen that could have possibly cured the disease called My Big Fat Cake Is Too Big For These Pants
or it can just be to spice up a situation
it describes a jar of cum that contains all of the semen that could have possibly cured the disease called My Big Fat Cake Is Too Big For These Pants
or it can just be to spice up a situation
Person 1: wow i’m so bored i wonder what this situation needs right now
Person 2: HAHA CUM GAR
person 1: HAHAAAAHAAHHAHAA
person 2: HAHAHAHAHHA
Person 2: HAHA CUM GAR
person 1: HAHAAAAHAAHHAHAA
person 2: HAHAHAHAHHA
by littlepeebottle December 8, 2020
Get the cum garmug.