Sub-monkey brained

An individual who has less intelligence than an animal and acts like it.

That Sub-Monkey brained person did crack then started screaming at walls for eight hours.

by Aknownmouse August 31, 2025

Bottle Monkey

An incompetent bartender.

"That dumb guy behind the bar didn't know what he was doing; typical bottle monkey, just grabbing bottles and pouring them like some animal, with no knowledge or ability."

by Or,Well81 June 27, 2023

monkey hiller

Short dumb fuck

Thomas Gordinier is a monkey hiller

by T DOG69 April 3, 2024

monkey mike

Monkey mike is the only guy. Also known as carson

I swear I’m monkey mike

by The mins April 14, 2021

monkey-popple

it means SEXY BEAST
yeah baby!!

u are not a monkey popple to me lizzie!!!

by august December 2, 2003

hrid monkey pox

A Indian kid with monkey pox that looks like a milk dud

My friend is a hrid monkey pox bro

by A crappy Alienware PC August 18, 2024

monkey driver

A drink made with vanilla vangogh and orange juice

Id like a monkey driver please

by drunk driver December 10, 2013