shit slap

shit slap - when one takes a wad of shit in their hands and then proceeds to slap a person

I shit slapped Tyrone yesterday. He had to wash his face afterwards from the sting and the feces.

by Rohan Patel September 28, 2007

shit box

see: Chevy

This shit box won't move. Give me a push.

by Danny Lockheed November 12, 2003

shit stabber

a pork swordsman

A man whom likes to poke the thora hird

by the ass master June 23, 2003

shit no bricks

An exhortation to be calm and take things in stride - akin to "get a grip" or "chill".

Well, the Republicans won the Presidency again, but shit no bricks, my fellow Americans, Socialism is on its way.

by dexter sinister November 27, 2013

shit pop

1) A popsicle-like frozen treat, made out of frozen shit.
2) A small ball (usually no larger then, let's say, half an oreo) made out of shit that one can pop into his mouth. A snack of shit, if you will.

1) Ice Cream Man: Shit pops! Shit pops! Get your Shit Pops!
2) New Nabisco Shit Pops! Pop 'em into your mouth for a shittastic time!

by Cecil Love August 2, 2006

ass shit

To be cool; awesome

A noun--fecal matter from a pooper.

That is so ass shit!

Hey, who's ass shit is that?

by Keens February 13, 2004

shit-cum

Fecal matter composed entirely of semen.

You're sitting in church four days later, and you think you're farting, but it's really shit-cum. And those are your Sunday pants too. Damn.

by Mike Sater September 15, 2006