Monkey Llama Horn 

When a monkey and a llama have a horn.

Dude.... look a Monkey Llama Horn. Sweet.

Monkey Llama Horn by Koop Leigh Parkinson April 22, 2011

Monkeybooty 

A monkeybooty is a man-child, in the age range of 25-35, that lives in his mother's house, eating her food, all the while maintaining the idea that it's preposterous to get a job. This man will fill you with so much false crap, so BEWARE!! He'll use his intellect and adorable charm to convince you that he is always right and no one else can be trusted. A monkeybooty will suck out your soul if you let him. IT IS ADVISABLE TO STAY AT LEAST 100 FEET AWAY FROM THE MONKEYBOOTY!!!!!

me: "Why don't you get a job and help me out?"

my EX boyfriend: "Because I don't NEED a job. I have you. I'm the great Monkeybooty."

me: "I wanna break up now."

Monkeybooty by Melbel801 November 22, 2011

monkey fister 

Someone who fists monkeys

Wow, that girl is a monkey fister.

monkey fister by MonkeyFister10101 November 11, 2013

monkeybating 

The act of a monkey masturbating.

Every time I go to the zoo I see some quality monkeybating.

monkeybating by Malodorous July 9, 2016

monkey bomb

An offensive term for an i.e.d

If you don't know what you're doing building a monkey bomb in your basement and injure yourself, the government isn't responsible.

monkey bomb by Uncle Dimma May 30, 2017

monkey gangbang 

12 Black people walk in a bar. 5 minutes later they have gone full ape shit on the bar tender. then after raping the bartender they used his head to sodomize them selfs.

requis meet ta the gay bar in for an epic monkey gangbang downtown. remember no lube

monkey gangbang by fecklord January 15, 2019

Monkey Milk 

A cult made of three girls who worship chocolate milk on the daily

'Hi Bea'
'Monkey Milk Monkey Milk Monkey Milk'

Monkey Milk by RoadyToady September 28, 2020