Gold medal Michael Lorenzen

N: A person who can do it all. A wunderkind.

Who won the 400 meter race? Gold medal Michael Lorenzen

That guy can do it all , he's a regular gold medal Michael Lorenzen.

by White Noise August 22, 2023

The Chad Michael Murray Effect

The unhealed trauma within millennial women that makes them choose a white boy even when there are significantly better options.

This is because these women have grown up with stars like Chad Michael Murray, Brody Jenner, Zac Efron, etc., leading women to constantly feel the need to prove to themselves that they can pull the token white boy.

Gen Z girls, please see The Magcon Effect for further context on this phenomenon.

“Damn, Zac Efron is not even cute now, but I would still pick him because of the Chad Michael Murray Effect.”

by beansella57 August 11, 2024

Pulling a Micheal Jackson

The act of changing your skin color to a whiter tone either with paint, as a result of a rare skin disorder, or bleach.

“Bro, Kevin is painting himself white!”

“You’re telling me he’s pulling a Micheal Jackson on himself?!”

by CopperMilllk February 14, 2024

Caroline and mIchael

We cute we tight we 4L
Mikey has big oenis and caroline has tight oussy

I love #you #caroline - micheal
Guuu

Caroline and Michael

Person: did you see Caroline snd midheal togeyhher?
Me: ye i wish i had their relationship 💦😭😠

by CarolineandMikeylover😊 April 1, 2024

Shitty Coin Michael Jackson

When you put a coin up your asshole and run around screaming “HEE HEE”

“Bro, did you see Tom at the party last night!?”

“Yeah, he had too much to drink and started doing the Shitty Coin Michael Jackson..”

by PhantomCummer April 9, 2024

Pulling a Micheal

An individual who consistently displays signs of sleepiness and grogginess, reaching out and causing distress towards an innocent women, exhibits predatory behavior and naturally falls into the category of Simp. They derive pleasure from being watched while sleeping. However, when it is time to visit the zoo, they abandon their companions and exhibit an excessive state of sleepiness, resembling a koala sleeping on a tree branch

You are pulling a Micheal, stop acting like you have the energy of an ox inside your walnut brain

by I am chocolate January 2, 2025

Pulling a Michael

When playing rocket league and defend a goal by hitting the bottom of the ball and scoring on yourself.

"Dude! You kept pulling a Michael and lost the game!"

by seniorzack February 16, 2026