i hate kids

Kids that cry after getting hit when they started the fight first
Kid- *hits/slaps* "haha!!"
Other person- *hits/slaps back*

Kid- *balls their eyes out*
Other person- *this is why i hate kids*
by StaleGreenTaki August 03, 2023
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Laureate Kid

A Laureate Kid is a noble child born from royalty or knights, a Laureate Kid is the most elite child per noble clan
The Laureate Kid was the best fighter in the village, he'd slain over 50,000 enemies single handedly before his 12th birthday
by nook1974 December 18, 2021
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Kus a kid

Charles: Hey dude, can I have some food? I’m hungry. Please please please

Robbie: No, kus a kid, charles, get out of here
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Kid Bling

"Wow, that Kid Bling guy sure is sexy"
by KidBling April 08, 2021
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Kid Flow Rida

The guy who can never quite get his flow right. He wants to be an emcee so bad but can never get things together. He can sometimes spit shit that sounds good and even works, but he can never get it how he wants and feels he can never get it right. Once master though he becomes something all together different-the King Flow Rida.
The boy has potential but he's still a Kid Flow Rida...
by Chris the Wordsmith February 03, 2011
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J Kidding

Bro he was J Kidding dont worry he wont chomp on your pp..............yet
by Theofficial_Yanderedev August 07, 2020
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Ladera Kids

The most horrible creatures imaginable. Emotionally infantile, self-obsessed, ignorant monsters bred for a life of hedonism by Ladera Moms. They infest and ruin all places within range of their eBikes and skateboards. The girls embody and aspire to dumb blonde stereotypes while the boys are similarly craven to either elitist jock or stoned surfer kakistocracy. No value can be squeezed from the lives of these soulless denizens.
Conversation in Ladera Ranch.
Q: Hey you want to get lunch at Board and Brew?
A: Let’s go down to San Clemente, I don’t want to run into any Ladera Kids at this one?
by Andrew Grey February 05, 2022
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