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col cocked

A sucker punch delivered generally on lateral side of the face by someone running or charging at the person also from either the left or right side. Very often results in a knockout and or cervical spine injury
This guy grabbed my girlfriend by the throat, so I ran up to him and col cocked him square in the jaw. Lights out, asshole never saw it coming!
by Instine4980 July 6, 2016
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cock drip

It's pretty self-explanatory. It's the cum the oozes after your initial orgasm and drips onto the floor or your partner.
I came on my cousin, all over his face, and when I stood up my cock drip landed on the carpet.
by Johnny Saint-Lethal June 10, 2016
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swamp cock

when you have sexualintercourse with a girl/man that's has swamp ass causing you to have mushrooms grow on your cock.
I had sex with my girl last night we had Shrek cosplay and it went Great because she had a swampy ass in turn giving me swamp cock and a few mushrooms to grow down there.
by swag_vape_lord December 29, 2016
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Cock bird

When you fuck a girl in the ass and her ass hair pulls off and sticks to your dick
Bro this girl gave me a cock bird last night
by Jack_donkey_sausage February 7, 2017
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lobster cock

An evocative description of the member of Bertram Winkle, star of the Disney Channel show "Jessie." It can be described as resembling a cooked lobster tail, butter and mashed potatoes included, in both form and function. It is known to have thick ribs running across its width and some have said that its girth is larger than its length, though this fact has been disputed by some sources.
-Hey you wanna go to Lobster Fest at Red Lobster tonight?
-Nah I already get unlimited lobster cock from daddy Bertram, hit celebrity star of the Disney channel original show "Jessie."
-What the fuck is wrong with you you fucking disgusting cock ass bitch ass.
by DaddyBertram February 16, 2020
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cock man

i was super bored so i looked up "cock man" and was dissapointed so fine ill do it myself
ya know what i am about to do probably not i will make a defenition for "cock man" on an account for school lol
by cchnhjcbxsvsccsu September 22, 2020
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cock hobbit

a little person who is obsessed with hairy penis
shut up you cock hobbit (luke crocker)
by finalryu October 4, 2012
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