Cumming in your coffee

Used when you are messing with someone instead of “I’m kidding” or “just messing with you”

Don’t get mad dude, I’m just cumming in your coffee.

by Coffee Creamer December 13, 2024

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Cum-Smeck

The act of jizzing in your own hand and then quickly slapping someone in the face with that hand.

Nigga, if you don't get me my money I will Cum-Smeck you so hard!

by can sir July 30, 2016

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Cum fart

When gay

Christian is gay, so cum fart.

by Bradlee2thre3 December 26, 2022

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Cum swap machine

A machine that will swap cum from one penis to another. It hurts, at first. But you will soon get over it.

Don't make me use a cum swap machine on you!

by chrissypren April 1, 2021

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A ffm threesome sex position. One of the females sits on the male who is sitting on the edge of a bed with her legs spread over his, with her back to him. He enters her and she raises herself so that just the head of his cock is in. The second female then gets on her knees and licks his shaft from the bottom of his cock up until her tongue runs over the other females clit.

This carries on until they both cum and the female on her knees gets a cum lollipop, tasting them both.

When 2 girls and a guy need threesomes with something different they can try cum lollipop

Sarah sat on Paul and assumed the position, with her back to him, mean while Marie got on her knees in front of them. Marie ran her tongue up Paul’s shaft till it got to Sarah’s clit, swirling the clit then back down again over Paul’s shaft. Marie did this until Sarah came and shortly after Paul came, spilling out the cum from the partly inserted cock, which Marie happily licked up like a messy lollipop.

by Pasmac June 23, 2024

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