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Blue house blumpkin

When a blue collar worker wants to climb the ladder, he follows his boss into the port a John and gives him a blow job while he’s taking a shit.
Guy 1-“Hey, I heard that guy’s getting a promotion.”
Guy 2- “how the hell did he do that?”
Guy 1-“he gave boss man a blue house blumpkin”
by Bikejc7 July 15, 2018
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Kongo Blue

A sad sad colour for sad sad losers.
U like Kongo Blue? U l00ser!
by avab cac November 16, 2009
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A blue ball circle jerk

This is a term used when you and 9 other men and women come together and jerk it in front of their children in order to educate them on the power of master bating. They then finish on their children with their fluids. The children will then sleep in these fluids to further grow their knowledge.
Sam: Hey John! Wanna have a blue ball circle jerk?

John: YES!!

Sam: Come on down kids!
by TheKnowledgeFullPerson September 14, 2024
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Blue Waffle

A term used in the north for a individual that joins a shift system for a short period of time for a large pensionable gain.
1- “Where’s Kiddly theses days?”
2- “Eating the blue waffle for 12mons”
1- “Good lad, can’t blame him!”
by Kiddly November 6, 2021
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blue anon

The woke equivalent of qAnon—conspiracy theorists from the Left who have created conspiracies about Trump, conservatives, and Republicans that have nothing to do with reality.
Trump was a Manchurean candidate for the Russians.
That’s straight up blue anon fake news yo.
by Ngaiyo March 7, 2021
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Blue Bus

"Blue Cheer" was the name of a variety of LSD made by chemist and Grateful Dead patron Owsley Stanley13 and the band was probably named after that, although the name existed earlier, as the name of a laundry detergent14 after which the LSD variety itself was named." Wiki blurb that has it right. Take a ride on The Blue Bus LSD trip.
by Rickey Ratt July 23, 2019
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House of blue clits

Blues club where none of the women are getting laid.
Zoe: how was the balsam room last night? Chloe: it was. House of blue clits I left so dry I felt like I was in the sahara desert!
by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021
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