tang dick

A word to describe a sour tasting Dick possibly from an STD.

Damn dude! I think that Hillsboro Ks girl gave me Tang Dick

Becca I think Aaron has Tang Dick. It was so sour when I was giving him a BJ

by Mr.TangDick February 2, 2018

Konkey Dick

When a girl is drunk and sucks your dick then proceeds to throw up on it

Bro you got konkey dicked?! That's nasty!

by Everyoneiscollectivelyafailure December 15, 2017

Ian dick

Is smaller than my pinky nail looks like Jerica Nichole and other ugly bitches...

Rowen said ian dick is a look a like of a vagina

by Fuckface1208 May 20, 2018

Bowl of dicks

A bowl of dicks is precisely 13 dicks. No more, no less. Not to be confused with a bag of dicks

Why don’t you go home and eat a bowl of dicks?

by NinjaDave13 July 24, 2019

Dick Miss

When you are pounding your partner and are about to put it in, you miss the hole and and your erected penis goes into their ass cheek causing brutal pain

Nick: Paul how was your anniversary? Paul:Terrible, I had the worst dick miss

by MunchieMuch August 10, 2017

dick autopilot

When you need your hands for something else while you’re peeing so you let your dick go on it’s own

*peeing*

“Gotta answer this text, guess I’ll activate dick autopilot while I use my phone”

by ShrimpBBQ January 2, 2018

Dick Switch

A Novelty light switch cover shaped like a dick.

"hey yo man? whats that on your light switch?"
"Its a dick switch! get it at dickswitch.com"

by Ben Booner May 4, 2020