cock-and-cunt joint

a very loose joint; a joint that can be undone easily.

The joint is not tight; it is more like a cock-and-cunt joint.

by uttam maharjan December 6, 2010

listen here ya fat cunt

listen here ya fat cunt

John- you succ
Me- listen here ya fat cunt

by Hurricane Jose September 29, 2017

i dont give a cunt suck

n. state of being where you dont care about something. kind of the same thing as not giving a fuck or not giving a shit except more extreme.

guy 1: whats up
guy 2: not much
guy 1: wanna do something later
guy 2: yea what?
guy 1: i dont give a cunt suck as long as we do something.

by thatguywiththefaceballs October 2, 2010

Cunt Bitch Whore Mother Fucker

This word is used to describe a situation where one hurts themselves badly and the use of more than one swear word is required.

Friend #1: Man, did u just see Johnny fall and eat $hit off his skateboard after he missed the railing?!?

Friend #2: Ya, I did he looked like he ate it hard!

Johnny: Cunt Bitch Whore Mother Fucker !!! That fall hurt!

by *Fallen Angel* April 17, 2016

flippy enamel camel cunt juice

the juice of itch a disgusting usually homless crack addict dumbs her undueched twat syrup on a pile of stones as if she was marking her territory

oh gross shes spreading her flippy enamel camel cunt juice on bobs rocks

by hepititus c June 26, 2016

entrails ripped from a virgins cunt

The most fucked up song ever written.
By a death metal band called Cannibal Corpse. The former singer Chris Barnes Wrote and sang it. Its featured in Tomb of the Mutilated.

Alive alone now that they've gone dead but unburied
I've seen it unfold, terrible scenes of agony
Eyes in the darkness
Echoing their madness

The sights that have passed before them
Watching as though it has never happened
Now I only listen to what is not spoken

Murder, hatred
Anger, Savage
Killings I have caused
more than can be counted
orgies of sadism
And sexual perversion
Virgin
Tied to my mattress
Legs spread wide
Ruptured bowel, yanked
From her insides
Devirginized with my knife
Internally bleeding
Vagina, secreting
her blood-wet pussy
I am eating
on her guts I am feeding
Mutilated with a machete
I fucked her dead body
The first and last
Your life's only romance
My knife's jammed in your ass
As you die you orgasm

Pass on to the dead
Nerve trembling convulsions
No longer looking human

I never see them, but I know they're there
Locked in my subconcious
Obscene memories I thought I'd forgotten
Haunting unrealities
Tear at me
Hold her arms
Her mouth taped shut
Screams unheard
Out pour her guts

Layers of flesh peeling away
Languish in your own decay
descriptions of my killings
bone chilling

Terror, tear, her
Virgin cunt

Virgins are my victims
Their tight interiors I explore
Sharpened utensils of torture
Now inserted inside of her
Sex organs extracted for eating
On her liver I am gnawing

Forbidden lust for guts
Ripped from her cunt
Tears of blood cry down her thigh

I ram my fist inside her hole
From her crotch piss now flows
Rectum filled with shit
I fucked her emptied body
Until she became stiff


Its actually a good song.
Entrails Ripped from a Virgins Cunt

by stfu!!! April 5, 2009

Bitch leaf off a cunt tree

A bitch leaf off a cunt tree is the term for an evil woman who comes from a more evil woman.

She was so bad for him... I knew she was a bitch leaf off a cunt tree all falling on his grass.

by Chayce1981 November 1, 2017