Someone who claims to love you, but actually will always try their hardest to make things difficult, try to make you jealous, try to make you feel less than!
I’m not a sideways friend!
Oh, I’m sorry, girl you know I love you & would never “intentionally” hurt you!
Oh, I’m sorry, girl you know I love you & would never “intentionally” hurt you!
by Phatgirl3374 October 21, 2018
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What do you mean you don't want to be friends anymore? We went to sweet water creek and Stone Mountain together, we're on friend-lock!!!
by tinyt May 15, 2017
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by BougieCat32 July 22, 2025
Get the Spry Friends mug.When two or more people generally dislike each other and want nothing to do with them. However, the antics of one will invariably rope the other(s) into it, and they are essentially forced to go along with it in order to preserve their sanity, life, or both.
"Hear about what happened with Fred and Michael the other day?"
"Those two hate each other, don't they? What happened?"
"Shenanigans is what happened. Fred needed a ride somewhere and Michael of all people was the only one available for taxi service. Apparently, Michael needed to do an 'emergency' errand mid-way, and it devolved into an hour long blunder around town. Fred had no choice than to help him with it as quickly as possible so he could just get to where he needed to go."
"I should frankly be surprised that they didn't murder each other at some point during all of that..."
"Heh. Disaster friends, those two are."
"Those two hate each other, don't they? What happened?"
"Shenanigans is what happened. Fred needed a ride somewhere and Michael of all people was the only one available for taxi service. Apparently, Michael needed to do an 'emergency' errand mid-way, and it devolved into an hour long blunder around town. Fred had no choice than to help him with it as quickly as possible so he could just get to where he needed to go."
"I should frankly be surprised that they didn't murder each other at some point during all of that..."
"Heh. Disaster friends, those two are."
by LimeTortilla March 13, 2025
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Get the Perfect friend mug.Similar to “Friend of Dorothy”, a friend of Karl is a code word to describe someone with Marxist leanings.
by THE_AE April 17, 2022
Get the Friend of Karl mug.Darren and Tashia became gravy friends after realising their sharing love for KFC gravy with a 10 for £10
by Quirkywords November 5, 2020
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