Time

time is a bloody annoying thing so it shouldn't be real school starts at 8:30 school wouldn't be real if time wasn't a thing

Jim :I'm going to die
Mike: You wont be cause time doesn't exist
Jim dies because liver absuses

by Donald Trump Dude November 6, 2018

Time Tramp

60+ year old female barfly with a tramp stamp, dressed identical to her granddaughter who both shop at forever 21.

Look at that time tramp and her granddaughter, fight’n over that 21 year old at the end of the bar.

by RavnusPlatypus June 19, 2020

Joke Time

Someone who is always in the mood to make jokes.

That fool is always on joke time, I’m trying to be serious.

by diamondhandz October 2, 2021

THAT ONE TIME YOU HAD TO SHIT

that one time i had to shit butt you where not in a posision to do so and you also shat yer self

that one time you had to shit in a buss ou shit i shat myself

by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020

Giant collapsing toy time

A group of massive, cum covered, 7’ 9”+ lesbians use 2’+ sized dildos and vibrators to please each other till each girl collapse and pass out from pleasure or pain

The video of the middle school volleyball team having giant collapsing toy time was so great and I was so hard till one of the players collapsed from blood loss as she didn’t tell the others she was on her period and had to be rushed into a hospital, dildo still inside to plug up the wound

by Indian Blowhole lover January 2, 2023

Linear Time

A carceral construct limiting the human experience to a false linear progression of time.

"Wake up! It's time to go to school/work/court!"
Scribbles No Cops No Jails No Linear Fucking Time

Graffiti suggestion fuck cops/jails/linear time

by Luther Blisss December 7, 2021

Scram Time

The hour leading up to last call at a bar or club in which patrons must quickly find their hookup for the night before leaving together. Usually the most raucous/best time to be out.

We're going to go scram at Moonies bar!

We're going to the party but we'll probably head downtown for scram time at Moonshadows Tavern.

by Hezell March 12, 2012