One Dirty Five

A one dirty five is also known as a BMW 135i.

Did you see that clean One Dirty Five driving down the street a few minutes ago?

by hay-0101-hay January 11, 2020

ink one out

masturbate, spank, beat off

Thought about her so much that I just HAD to ink one out.

by pmc November 2, 2002

look at one's sales

(verb) to set eyes on one's money.

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

too big for one's britches

excessively confident to the point of believing oneself to be above everyone

After Richard Nixon became too big for his britches people became even more difficult for politicians to understand. (example of too big for one's britches)

by The Return of Light Joker December 5, 2009

one way pipe cleaner

Refers to urination or ejaculation, which clears the urethra.

Guy: I just took a one way pipe cleaner to relax a bit.

by finishhim May 25, 2011

One Eyed Snake Monster

A man's penis! extremely large in size and might scare women!

I pulled out the one eyed snake monster and she almost passed out!

by berty68 October 1, 2008

The One, Two Monkey Punch

A really quick masturbation session, less then one minute. Normally performed in haste in someone else's house while pretendig to use the bathroom. Not to be confused with the "One Ham Slam" that can occur with just one, quick and almost violent pull of the male penis to reach ejaculation.

He only looks happy because he just pulled off the one, two monkey punch in the mall bathroom after seeing your hot Mom.

by D Bokeyno October 9, 2008