black hole douche

This is the ultimate douche and is so huge it can only exist in deep space. A black hole douche has a core of douchyness so dense it can bend light and sucks in and destroys all intelligent life forms around it. The black hole douche is so powerful that even a douche nuke cannot destroy it and simply mades it more powerful. Black hole douches are to be avoided at all costs.

Man, don't get anywhere near Dickie tonight. The dude is so monumentally douchy he has achieved Black Hole Douche status. Get anywhere close to him and you'll be sucked into his core and crushed into nothingness.

by speedshift September 14, 2014

little black dog

A man who will follow a woman (any woman who pays any attention to him) everywhere. Not considered a compliment.

All his friends laughed at him when he started acting like a little black dog because the cashier had smiled at him.

by QBlight September 28, 2014

Salty black licorice

Licking a black mans sweaty cock... preferably in a closet

Sadie loves salty black licorice

by SadieLuvsU July 21, 2016

Black powder therapy

Feeling frustrated? Shoot some guns! You'll feel better before you know it.

I need some black powder therapy.

by Andrealovely December 10, 2016

black man lips

Lips so big only a mother could love them

"Hey man, you won't be digesting my girl with them black man lips of yours"

"Dude, they're genetic. I can't help how huge my lips are."

by IHaveATinyWilly November 9, 2015

black star diamond

A girl that has only had sex with men

I dont think Lisa is into girls I heard she was a black star diamond

by Tiffanydiamond November 21, 2015

incognito black kid

That one kid who embraces every single aspect of black aspect and uses it to basically become a "black kid"

Oh my god! Luis is such an incognito black kid.

by Incognito Black kid 1 March 24, 2016