fake friend

a fake friend is a stupid bitch that likes to talk behind backs and says that you are causing problems for the fake friend, which is not true. fake friends are often middle schoolers that think they are cool... but in reality, they are stupid hoes that think they are golden. they think that you backstabbed, and they are very VERY jealous of you. don’t take them seriously if you stumble by one, they are only stupid jealous assholes....

fake friend: why are you with my friends! you are such a bitch!
victim: your a fake friend

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fake friend: hey you know that stupid hoe that tried to talk to you?
victims friend: um drama!

by burntpizzarollslmao March 30, 2020

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rheas best friend

the best person on the planet that deserved all the affection in the world even though she has no common sense. to realize it

rheas best friend is fucking amazing dipshits

by rhealol May 3, 2021

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L friend

Someone who wants your food and won’t stop begging .

Aziel is a L friend for begging and calling people an L friend

by Boswell69 January 17, 2024

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FWP (Friends with Possibilities)

Someone you think you like romantically and they might too but you are seeing each other as “friends”. The most potentially rewarding and deeply terrifying part of any new relationship. Not trying to just hook up but not ready to use the L word. Noticing you are having “feelings” for someone who is just a hangout buddy. Do they feel the same?

I’m seeing that girl again this weekend. I’m starting to feel FWP (Friends with Possibilities) energy but not sure if she just wants me as a friend (worse, sibling). Should I make my feelings clear and risk losing her or just wait and see where it goes? Argggh!

by Otter Dancing May 5, 2024

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