Urban Archeologist

Searching for modern and antique artifacts in an urban setting. Recycling these artifacts to people who need, want or collect them.

An Urban Archeologist finds treasures at storage sales, yard sales, estate sales, swap meets, thrift stores, and dumpsters.

by smokystover August 5, 2012

Urban Dictionary

noun: A situation that unexpectedly turns into an orgy where every bodily fluid is witnessed and sexual acts are performed as if the participants were playing sex dice and twister at the same time.

adj: unexpectedly and disturbingly sexual

noun:
Friend1: "Hey, sorry I couldn't make it to your movie night last night, how did it go?"
Friend2: "It was a real Urban Dictionary. I saw what I swear was santorum oozing from Jimmy's ass, but I couldn't tell because I got angry pirated before the previews even finished."

adj:
The biology class became increasingly Urban Dictionary as an orgy built up around the two kids who were munging with the pre-dissected fetal pigs.

by Chief O'Chuggabeer August 26, 2012

urban hole

A term for a low life female who can most likely be found in an urban (non-rural) setting.

Person A: I met a girl at the bar last night, she was funny and interesting!

Person B: She was just another urban hole.

by kosai2012 November 29, 2011

Urban Search

When you press random and whatever you get you look it up on images in a search engine.

Steve: I was playing Urban Search with my girlfiend and I got pornstar.
Josh: Then what happened?
Steve: It got really awkward because when I looked it up, pictures of her came out.
Josh: OH SHIZNIT!!!!!!!!

by Jak129 November 30, 2011

Urban Horseshoes

A popular game in which a player attempts to toss plastic six-pack rings covered in bird seed around the heads of pigeons.

There are way too many pigeons around here. What say we play a game of Urban Horseshoes and see if we can cut down on the population a bit?

Close only counts in Urban Horseshoes and Alka Seltzer handgrenades

by Link Larkin March 1, 2011

urban hot tub

A hot tub like structure made from a simple lawn chair in a shower.

John: Did you hear Dave got an urban hot tub.
James: How much did that cost him?
John: bout six dollars.

by campsell$ March 6, 2011

Urban Sitting

A recreational activity consisting of sitting in a lawn chair in the middle of the city. Particularly in a heavily traveled area so you may interact with the indigenous people.

Dude 1:"Dude, urban sitting tonight!?"
Dude 2:"I'm down! Grab some chairs!"

by copymaster114 November 14, 2011