Dobby Pussy Indulgence (DPI) is simply defined as self-care for the most woke individuals. Ask yourself: "Who's indulging tonight?"
Imagine working a shitty ass minimum wage at some fuckin gas station on the side of the road in the middle of buttcrack Missouri where you haven't had a single customer in like a week and a half and suddenly you hear the dusty ass bell chime like a sweet song from god telling you that the door opened so you look up from your seventeen magazines from 2012 you found on the side of the road that you're only reading because it's the only thing distracting you from your own mortality so you look up from the magazine and standing in front of the checkout desk it's the fucking pope. wearing the full fucking pope get up in all his glory a foot in front of you watching you read a mud stained magazine where Bella Thorne talks about her favorite prints to mix and match and the pope is still a paying customer so you just smile and say hi how can I help you? :) and he just fucking stares at you with his cold dead pope eyes and slowly raises his scepter into the air and then bangs it on the ground so hard that the tile broke and that's either coming out of your paycheck or just never getting fixed at all and he hasn't broken eye contact with you since you first saw him and he smells like the pope probably smells and he tells you he demands your finest Dobby Pussy Indulgence may god bless your soul. what would you do how would you feel if that was something that happened to you?????
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Get the doo doo pussy mug.A special type of pussy that only a few women have, this pussy can clamp down on a dick or milk it dry by the sisters muscle control over her genitalia, a pussy that when it has aged and matured becomes a widow maker pussy for the danger it poses to the men who are lucky(?) enough to get it.
This is a snapping pussy on steroids. Narrow or small dicks beware. This is the coochie that every man dreams of having at least once in his life and having it spoils him rotten for life.
Most men are faithful to this pussy. If he ever loses it, he'll never stop searching for another one. Named the "esp" or 'elusive snapping pussy' because most men have looked for this pussy all their lives but only a few have ever had one.
Most women are not aware of the nature of the pussy they possess, until after they have had a succession of past lovers trying to get back with them years later.
Rumor has it that it was the 'elusive snapping pussy' that spawned the term pussy whipped which has since lost its original meaning because there are not that many esp's in training, ie.snapping pussies, in circulation at any one time.
For the real 411 on 'the ESP', go to a barbershop where there are senior citizens and start a conversation about the different types of pussy. Give them a few minutes to warm to the topic and then mention 'the widow maker' or 'the elusive snapping', and take notes! You might decide you want to hit up on a neighborhood cougar.
This is a snapping pussy on steroids. Narrow or small dicks beware. This is the coochie that every man dreams of having at least once in his life and having it spoils him rotten for life.
Most men are faithful to this pussy. If he ever loses it, he'll never stop searching for another one. Named the "esp" or 'elusive snapping pussy' because most men have looked for this pussy all their lives but only a few have ever had one.
Most women are not aware of the nature of the pussy they possess, until after they have had a succession of past lovers trying to get back with them years later.
Rumor has it that it was the 'elusive snapping pussy' that spawned the term pussy whipped which has since lost its original meaning because there are not that many esp's in training, ie.snapping pussies, in circulation at any one time.
For the real 411 on 'the ESP', go to a barbershop where there are senior citizens and start a conversation about the different types of pussy. Give them a few minutes to warm to the topic and then mention 'the widow maker' or 'the elusive snapping', and take notes! You might decide you want to hit up on a neighborhood cougar.
Don't mess with her cause I hear she's got that "ESP", aka the elusive snapping pussy", that pussy that will make you slap your momma and leave your wife.
This is the kind of pussy Richard Pryor was talking about when he did his 60's album routine on growing up in a whorehouse. "......that gal had an "elusive snapping pussy", we called it the ESP, you know that kind of pussy that's so good.......that will make your dick do things it's never done before.........her pussy was so good I wanted to suck her daddy's dick!"
"esp" aka "the elusive snapping pussy"
This is the kind of pussy Richard Pryor was talking about when he did his 60's album routine on growing up in a whorehouse. "......that gal had an "elusive snapping pussy", we called it the ESP, you know that kind of pussy that's so good.......that will make your dick do things it's never done before.........her pussy was so good I wanted to suck her daddy's dick!"
"esp" aka "the elusive snapping pussy"
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I haven't been able to get Walter to come out with us for months! He's been Pocket Pussy Whipped ever since Mildred dropped him and he bought himself that Fleshlight.
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First I had to live with her for what seemed like an eternity and now I must provide her with postmarital pussy pay for the rest of her life!
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