Zombie Penis 

When you cum yet get another boner 2 minutes later.

Wow Barry, i was jacking off, i came everywhere, then i got a zombie penis!

Zombie Penis by ThiccAnimeBitches March 25, 2019

rhino penis

DON'T FUCKING LOOK KIDS, AT THE FUCKING RHINO PENIS IT WILL FUCKING END EVERYTHING YOU EVER LOVED

girl 1: I love rhino penises
girl 2: eww, thats fucking gross
gay guy: they are the best! Huon has one!
girl 2: how do you know that??
gay guy? what?! he left his window open

rhino penis by bigdaddyranga April 28, 2019

saggy penis 

wanking too hard that your penis wont go up

last night i had a saggy penis

saggy penis by big boy ross May 22, 2019

Wheezing Penis 

To die via ingestion of invisible/intangible bleach

Did you hear how Danny died? Poor guy went out wheezing penis.

Wheezing Penis by ThePenisWheezer May 26, 2019

premium penis

The supreme standard of penis that must be 1-3 inches long and 20 inches wide, while the tip must have indents and wig to make it look like Chuck Norris. Only then will you be a true owner of a premium penis. If you fit this category call this number [phone] to be a fully fledged premium penis owner.

Chuck Norris' is the ultimate premium penis owner.

premium penis by locococobunny225 July 27, 2019

cades penis 

Pringle’s can.

“Have you heard how big cades penis is?” Yea molly, I took that whole Pringle’s Can last night.”

cades penis by Cadea6703 August 3, 2019

Foot penis

A penis that is as long as your foot from heel to toe

Erin: How big is Jared’s cock?
Brianna: it’s as long as his foot. He’s got a foot penis

Foot penis by VengeyP22 August 29, 2019