Conan penis

A conan penis is when u go to have sexual intercourse with with a woemen (or guy) and they laugh because of how small you are

Hey luke you know that guy I was banging last night he had a total conan penis

by trevon sucks duck June 22, 2016

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Penis

What a 4th Grade girl searches up when they first heard of sex.

Person 1: That’s a fine looking penis...
Person 2: Yeah.....
Person 1: Whats that?.. Is that the head?
Person 2: Yeah......
Person 1: And the BALLS?
Person 2: YEAH.......
Person 1: Looks good huh..........

by Ball busting, wax play December 30, 2020

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penis Wennis

when a women has a dick also known as a shemale

Josh: hey is becky a penis Wennis?
Nathan: Yea shes a dude

by Hey man its me dickman May 17, 2018

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PENIS BOWLING

When a group people with penis(s) engage in PENIS BOWLING they are setting their dicks up as pins while another rolls a bowling ball off a ledge as to land on the men. The last one to leave the group wins.

Yo James wanted to know if you would like to join us for a game of PENIS BOWLING

by lookitup! May 5, 2023

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Penis

Penis is the little pendulum hanging around your legs (in between to be specific) it can produce you but different and it can be hard as a rock or soft as a feather also the counterpart of the female version

name 1: Hey! Have you heard of something "rock hard"?
name 2: Uhhh no??
name 1: Its my penis!!

by crowzoneeee February 6, 2025

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It’s a fancy gourmet dish in France that most people like; pronounced “Pee-ness.”

If someone were to ask you what’s your favorite dish/food, to sound fancy you might say; “Why I do love me some penis, I love to eat penis for dinner”.

by Pi’erre Dupont July 18, 2021

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