3 Hots & A Cot

The act of being imprisoned with only three meals a day and only being able to sleep on a hard ass bed.

Bro, I would totally rob that bank! But, if I get caught, I'll only get 3 hots & a cot for a really long time.

by bripetro01 June 10, 2016

hot dog farts

a particularly sharp smelling flatulence that occurs after eating hot dogs. The canine version of this fart is particularly pungent.

the dogs been making hot dog farts in the bedroom, lets sleep on the couch.

by jayzn August 4, 2013

Hot Cross Bunning

'Hot Cross Bunning' is a sex act in which two gentlemen simultaneously ejaculate across a lady at perpendicular angles (an X shape).

The aim is to make the lady resemble the traditional Christian Easter snack, the Hot Cross Bun. Aesthetically this works best across the buttocks.
A subsequent sprinkling of raisins or currants is optional but encouraged.

We celebrated the end of Lent with a spot of Hot Cross Bunning

by rufusdeedre May 12, 2011

Hot air balloon

When one person blows up a balloon inside another persons anus.

Tommy performed the hot air balloon on his gay lover before it popped and damaged his butthole.

by big al 69 May 4, 2013

Hot sauce spritzer

This occurs when a woman has a vaginal expulsion of gas whilst a partner is orally stimulating her vagina during her period. The vaginal fart sprays period blood onto the partner's face. This makes him look like he has been spritzed in the face with hot sauce.

I was eating her out during "that time", and she queefed on me, effectively giving me a hot sauce spritzer.

by Betagalactopurinase December 31, 2007

Hot girl summer

A Hot girl summer is the summer where girls take over and express their inner hoe. Hot girls no longer care for the male gender and are no longer living by social constructs. The hot girl gang sign is made by twerking.

Stranger 1: Damn, that girl’s been a real hoe lately
Stranger 2: Yeah, I heard she’s started her hot girl summer.

by ItsJaidabitch July 10, 2019

hot-n-ready

5 dollar little ceasers pizza that is suppose to be already made.
warning: eating an entire one by ones self will result in a dirty sanch-hole the next day.

dude i ate that whole hot-n-ready now i got the hersey squirts like there no tomorrow.

by poopoo mcgoo69 March 31, 2009