Ur dog gay

Possibly the most devastating words that could ever possibly be spoken by a human being, worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and even your granny tranny.

George: "Ur mom gay"

Peter: "Ur dad lesbian"

George: *On the brink of tears, using all of his might to conjure up the words* "Ur dog gay"

Peter: *Loses all fucking brain function and resorts back to a child like state, pisses himself and then fucking dies

by Sexhaver2000 May 15, 2018

cute gay story

Max: hey Jake...
Jake: hey what’s up dude
Max: I think I’m gay.
Jake:oh really? Me too...
Max: wait what?
Jake: I’m gay.
Max: wow
Jake: so we’re both gay?
Max: yeah I guess so
Jake: wanna go watch so gay rom coms and squeal whenever the gay representation gets screen time?
Max: I’ve never wanted anything more.

And then they lived happily ever after.

I wish there were more gay tv shows. But this is a really good cute gay story

by Greedygremlingreens February 7, 2021

ur mom gay

It is the most powerful and devastating roast. By saying this, the person being roasted will cry and get crippling depression.

“Hey Lukas! Eat a dick!”
“Jim, ur mom gay”

by The Real NerdMysteria May 19, 2018

I’m gay and horny

someone who is gay and horny

Hey dude, I’m gay and horny

by an unkn0wn p3rs0n April 5, 2021

You Gay Ho

What you call people who play yu-gi-oh

by Assholes Inc. September 2, 2003

gay bowel syndrome

A relatively common disease of HIV positive gay men (rarely heterosexual women) who practice both receptive anal sex and oral sex ("ATM" sex) with multiple partners. The condition is characterized by an inflammed, fissured, atonic, and supporating rectum. Symptoms include diarrhea, sanguinomucopurulent rectal discharge, rectal pain and itching, and abdominal cramps. The cause is multiple concurrent infections of the colon and a traumatized rectum with intestinal parasites (worms), protozoans, bacteria, and occasionally fungi. The disease is contagious within the susceptable population of ATM practitioners and transmitted via the fecal-oral route.

He had gay bowel syndrome and he had to wear diapers.

by Doctor Pinhead September 19, 2008

Ur mum gay

The most hurtful thing u could say to a human

Nigga 1:Bro lemme hit ur juul

Nigga 2:uR MUm gAY
Nigga 1:😳😢

by Husky nigga March 3, 2018