First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.

"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."

by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022

time slipping

What happens to loki in season two then soon he is able to control it

Loki:*time slipping*
Mobius:It looks like you’re being born dying at the same time I can’t keep looking at it
Loki:you said it wasn’t bad

Mobius:yah well I was lying
Loki: oh :(

by Uwu_Your_Mom November 14, 2023

Time Lord meta crisis

Where a human absorbs time lord regeneration energy and becomes half time lord.

Doctor: donna noble will die from the time lord meta crisis inside her head if she ever remembers me

by AstrDynamite November 26, 2023

Ryan time

Something that someone named Ryan says as he orgasms to impress his girlfriend

Last night Mr. Myrbold said it’s Ryan time to me and it was so hot

by Outchman November 20, 2023

Booty Time

Something that I am desperate to have with a girl.

Mary: Want to have booty time, Lamar?
Lamar: Hell yeah! I’ve been waiting for this for my entire life!

by FatCreamReceiver January 18, 2022

Russian Time Bomb

The act of filling a girls vagina with vodka, inserting a tampon, leaving it to soak for a predetermined amount of time, extracting the tampon, and sucking out the liquor all before you lose your boner.

Her: How long do you think you could last under a Russian Time Bomb?

Him: With or without viagra?

by Happyfun222 June 25, 2024

Untitled's fun time

Where a gender fluid person has sex with another gender fluid person that look like videogame characters. The two people ussaly are ok to show sexual affection to each other infront of close friends.

They had Untitled's Fun Time

by UntitledArtistAndAnimator October 15, 2017