Dick Massage

Masturbation, yep masturbation!

Lil Big Dicc: Ay yo nigga I had a damn fuckin' Dick Massage for free your dirty lookin'-ass nigga
Big Boi Nigga Dj: Ay are you fuckin' dumb, fool? that's fucking jackin' off to hot girls on magazines Nigga!
Lil Big Dicc: ... yeah that it fool!
Big Boi Nigga Dj: I knew you where fuckin dumb, now get the fuck out of ma crib homie!

by Fuckingswett dude February 16, 2020

Dick hardwood

A man with a dick that is hard like wood so they're name is dick hardwood and very big dick and dick hardwood is hot

My name is dick hardwood

by Dick hardwood February 13, 2022

dick ham

Some dumb shit me and my friend made up

Me: “Dick ham”
Friend: “the fuck”

by Donald Baudelaire January 31, 2022

pickle dick

its when a person has a very green penis, but it can also be used as a swear word like for example.

Stop eating my pasta you pickle dick!

by en fjant April 27, 2022

Dick Fight

When a mans penis is erect and they use it to fight another man. They can use their penis too.

Yeah man we had a dick fight last night.

by cursedspinel November 2, 2019

Dick-Sheeping

The act of screwing a girl very timidly.

Marco was dick-sheeping that girl, she did not even orgasm.

by doctercockter May 11, 2011

spencer's dick

A dick that is really fucking huge. Way bigger than Caleb and Jack's dick

"Holy shit that's how big Spencer's dick is!?"

by Alphasnowman July 28, 2017