Nut Cobbler

The act of stretching a large ballsack over one's entire face. (double points if they make fart noises with it)

Girl 1: I heard you had a good time with Guy last night!
Girl 2: Yeah, I started off with some top. He gave be a good nut cobbler, and then he finished.

by CobbleringKid May 6, 2021

Deez nuts

Anyone who makes deez nuts jokes, especially all the time, are really fun to hang out with and are always the life of the party. They don't like being put on the spot despite the fact that they're very social. They're loved by many and even though they're fun and lively, behind the scenes, they're really insecure and sad, so if you ever see a person who makes deez nuts jokes all the time, ask them if they're doing okay!

Sam: hey there's something on your chin
Bailey: Really, What?

Sam: deez nuts on your chin!

Bailey: You always do that!

by Sp4de September 14, 2021

desperate crack nuts

crackheads injecting crack directly into the nutsack

David: Yo you see these desperate crack nuts over there directly putting it up his balls, they got big balls damn

by cracknut August 14, 2020

poop nuts

when poop on nut

i just took a big shit and it smeared down the back of my fat nuts

POOP NUTS

by pingydingy November 8, 2023

Nuts

A term used by 5th graders which means dick

“I kicked him right in the nuts”

“Bro that’s crazy was he in pain?”

by Centz boii December 14, 2019

Jelly Nuts

When a man mashes his testicles with a hammer to give them a jelly like consistencey

He has jelly nuts.

by Thankancerboi March 2, 2017

Acadamia Nut

A person who defines themselves as being a very well-educated person, or having been very academic.

Person 1: You have no idea what you're talking about.

Person 2: I do too! I'm an acadamia nut! I'm a nut for acadamias!

by Roxie Anderson May 12, 2013