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New Canaan

A small town it Connecticut where spoiled white kids thrive. If you don't have at least one kid that plays one of the following: soccer
Lax
Football

Then get the hell out. Walking around the halls of Saxe Middle school, don't be alarmed if you hear "do you have the stash" in a hushed voice. they are most likeley talking about the toxic glue mixture they call slime. If your out on the town you will find kids who look way too young to be out on their own strolling around with Starbucks in one hand and the latest iPhone in the other. The known dress code is expensive brand tops, iviva legging or ripped jean and some known brand of shoes. (Uggs, bean boots, converse , vans etc..) for girls and for guys just... vineyard vines and some sort of lax or football franchise. All freshman girls look the same, dress the same, and have pin straight hair in a side part. The diversity rate is somewhere around 0%. At least one of everyone's parents commute to NYC via train and have high pay jobs. If you sit in the student section without intoxication then your dead. If you want your little girl to embrace her differences then do not move to New Canaan.
New Canaan is the place where everyone owns at least 3 cars.
by Thedeathofabachelor December 5, 2017
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Rat Stoppers News

A company that interviews people in Boronia West Primary School who say "shut up" and fight.
Rat Stoppers News is reporting on the ouija board!
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New Wuxia

New Wuxia is a Chinese fantasy genre that was originated by fans of the Chinese series "The Blood of Youth", after many viewers couldn't pinpoint the exact genre of the show.

The Blood of Youth is a Live Adaptation of the Animation "Great Journey of Teenagers" and it's original novel. The original author of the book and studio of the Animation has both participated in the production.

New Wuxia is said to be a combination of Wuxia (Martial Arts Heroes) and 2D fantasy that does not fit in the concept of Xianxia (Immortal Heroes).
"This is such a fascinating genre! It's fantasy wuxia or a combination between Wuxia and Xianxia"

"Oh, it's called New Wuxia. It's pretty common recent years within Live Adaptations of Donghua (Chinese Animations) as they combine the CG style of it on top of the Wuxia genre itself."
by Nan2321 July 22, 2023
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New Mexkittens

People from New Mexico our New Mexkittens.
I was just in New Mexico and realized all the people are New Mexkittens!
by Jkooking June 9, 2018
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Albuquerque, New Mexico

Dust and rocks. Thats it. Thats all there is.
Bob: hey, do you have any winter break plans?
Joe: yeah im going to Albuquerque, New Mexico
Bob: isnt it super dry and dusty?
Joe: yeah...
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Social News

News from your peers. Word of mouth news. News 2.0
Tammy logged onto her Facebook to read the social news coverage on a concert that she was unable to attend. She read comments, saw pictures, and watched some of the concert on video which was recorded on a smartphone. She felt happy because she finished her term paper and still felt as if she was actually at the concert.
by Gig™ August 19, 2012
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