Mom

The only person who has more control over a man than their wife

Wife "Can you please get a job"
Man "Get off my back"

Mom "Can you please get a job"
Man *frantically searches for a job*

by Urban Is Amazing December 5, 2021

Everybody and they mom's

This term is used when one is trying to exaggerate and talk about how someone socializes or communicates with a large group of people.

Person 1: I am not a social person.
Person 2: Oh really! Just last week you was telling everybody and they mom's about the shit that you were going through.

by Bitch Voss Ass December 12, 2018

ur mom

joe mama, aka joe mama

you-"hey you know joe"
other person-"no, who is joe"
you-"JOE MAMA"
other person-"what?"
you-" you don't get it? it's ur mom

by ghghhghg October 19, 2019

Mom

A mom is your mom the one that gave birth to you

Kid: Mom im hungry.
Mom: What do you wanna eat?
Kid: Dino nuggets!
Mom: Okay i will make it right now,.

by wrongfarter June 25, 2021

Mom

A strong woman with great personality..

But not all 'mom' can do their responsibility

Wish I had mom like yours

by 123hello321bye March 14, 2023

UR mom

FAT

ur mom is fat

by CoolKid99999999999999999999999 December 2, 2021

ur mom

word that can be used as the ultimate comeback from you friends

*****DO NOT USE IF PERSON DOES NOW HAVE A MOM*****

Person 1 : hay what are you doing?

Person 2 : ur mom

Person 1 : hey wanna hang today??

Person 2 : cant i'm hanging with ur mom

Person 1 : hey your cute

Person 2 : ur moms cute

Person 1 : ur ugly

Person 2 : so is ur mom

by ur mom April 22, 2022